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[mimic_yuu]

Oh no! You won’t believe my pickle. Someone threw out all of my underwear!

Well, not my underwear. You see, I’ve been collecting underwear for a very important statement piece. Before I could assemble the work, all of the underwear disappeared.

Anyway, in the name of art, please duct tape a pair of your underwear to my door. It’s okay if you haven’t gotten to laundry yet. Dirty pairs are acceptable too. All underwear will be returned clean and in good repair. Though I don’t have money to compensate you, I do have a nice basket of candy. So you’ll receive a candy bar AND the knowledge that you’ve contributed to art.

Edit: I WAS HACKED!!! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CRAP.

(ooc: Yuuji was hacked by zai . Enjoy!) 

Comments

[mukkunsnack]

Art people are very strange.

[mimic_yuu]

We're unique, I'm glad that you think so.

You too can be an artist, if you have the time and spare underpants to contribute.

[mukkunsnack]

I said strange though, not unique.

I don't have spare underpants. Why would anyone have spares?

[jimimi]

I'm all for the creative spirit of art...but don't you think the underwear should all be clean? You don't know what stains will be left on your door.

[mimic_yuu]

Just be with it

[jimihi]

I agree Kentarou, a good observation!

Maybe we should lead by example and make sure our cleanest underwear is on the door so people feel inspired by our choice.

[jimimi]

Wouldn't all the pairs be equally clean after a wash? Or do you think recent wash/newness factor?

[puri_fied]

I have some questions that I'd like addressed before I consider donating to this really noble cause.

1. What sort of condition would you prefer them to be in? Relatively brand new? The soft old saggy type that really should've been thrown out 2 months ago?
2. What colour preferences do you have? Or is this like a natural piece of artwork where you're relying entirely on the contributions of the people and not like... wanting a piece of red in there or something?
3. What type of candy?
4. Are you willing to buy particular types of candy to appease donators if they provide suggestions?
5. Are you providing the duct tape as well or do I need to go buy some myself?
6. How long will I have to be without said underwear before it's returned clean and in good repair?
7. How will you know which is my piece of underwear? Do you have expectations of name tags being on the underwear before we provide them? Or are you just going to return them randomly to donators in the hopes that you get it right?
8. What size do you want? S? XL? Just whatever? Again, see question 2.
9. Do you have a type preference of underwear? How are you going to account for people who go commando all the time and don't actually have any that they could donate, even though they'd be willing to?
10. ... Do they have to be the donator's underwear?


Thank you for your time.

[mimic_yuu]

Shhhh.

Close your eyes.

Put your hand in your underwear drawer.

Close your fist.

Let it happen.

[puri_fied]

Do you accept fundoshi and/or socks?

[rinhirakoba]

What a shame, I don't actually own any to contribute.

[mimic_yuu]

Steal your boyfriend's

[rinhirakoba]

I don't know who you're talking about.


Unless you're talking about Zaizen-kun.

[izen]

Ew, senpai.

[mimic_yuu]

Takoyaki

[mimic_yuu]

HIKARU. YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY ROOM. AND DONT HACK ME AGAIN.

[keitsukishima]

Ew.

[mimic_yuu]

It's art

[keitsukishima]

And it's disgusting.

[ahonoyume]

What a cause. Of course I will contribute.

[mimic_yuu]

Why thank you strange bottom

[haveyourbacks]

Dude, what freaking project is that?! If that's some weird birthday present or somethng, don't even think about it!

[mimic_yuu]

I promise, it's not! It's for class! I have a different surprise for your birthday....

Help, it's due this afternoon.

[oshitarik]

... who the hell says pickle?



[ooc] Because that's the important thing here. :\

[mimic_yuu]

Your kouhai apparently. DO SOMETHING KENYA.