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Oct. 6th, 2015 07:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimic_yuuOh no! You won’t believe my pickle. Someone threw out all of my underwear!
Well, not my underwear. You see, I’ve been collecting underwear for a very important statement piece. Before I could assemble the work, all of the underwear disappeared.
Anyway, in the name of art, please duct tape a pair of your underwear to my door. It’s okay if you haven’t gotten to laundry yet. Dirty pairs are acceptable too. All underwear will be returned clean and in good repair. Though I don’t have money to compensate you, I do have a nice basket of candy. So you’ll receive a candy bar AND the knowledge that you’ve contributed to art.
Edit: I WAS HACKED!!! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CRAP.
(ooc: Yuuji was hacked by zai . Enjoy!)
Well, not my underwear. You see, I’ve been collecting underwear for a very important statement piece. Before I could assemble the work, all of the underwear disappeared.
Anyway, in the name of art, please duct tape a pair of your underwear to my door. It’s okay if you haven’t gotten to laundry yet. Dirty pairs are acceptable too. All underwear will be returned clean and in good repair. Though I don’t have money to compensate you, I do have a nice basket of candy. So you’ll receive a candy bar AND the knowledge that you’ve contributed to art.
Edit: I WAS HACKED!!! DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CRAP.
(ooc: Yuuji was hacked by zai . Enjoy!)
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Date: 2015-10-06 10:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 01:57 am (UTC)1. What sort of condition would you prefer them to be in? Relatively brand new? The soft old saggy type that really should've been thrown out 2 months ago?
2. What colour preferences do you have? Or is this like a natural piece of artwork where you're relying entirely on the contributions of the people and not like... wanting a piece of red in there or something?
3. What type of candy?
4. Are you willing to buy particular types of candy to appease donators if they provide suggestions?
5. Are you providing the duct tape as well or do I need to go buy some myself?
6. How long will I have to be without said underwear before it's returned clean and in good repair?
7. How will you know which is my piece of underwear? Do you have expectations of name tags being on the underwear before we provide them? Or are you just going to return them randomly to donators in the hopes that you get it right?
8. What size do you want? S? XL? Just whatever? Again, see question 2.
9. Do you have a type preference of underwear? How are you going to account for people who go commando all the time and don't actually have any that they could donate, even though they'd be willing to?
10. ... Do they have to be the donator's underwear?
Thank you for your time.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:11 am (UTC)You too can be an artist, if you have the time and spare underpants to contribute.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:12 am (UTC)Close your eyes.
Put your hand in your underwear drawer.
Close your fist.
Let it happen.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:13 am (UTC)Maybe we should lead by example and make sure our cleanest underwear is on the door so people feel inspired by our choice.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:30 am (UTC)Unless you're talking about Zaizen-kun.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:32 am (UTC)What sort of candy? Are you up for negotiation if the type of candy on offer isn't to my liking?
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:35 am (UTC)Maybe some newspaper could be stuck up on the door to protect it. Kentarou, did you take out our copies of last week's circulars? We could donate them as well.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:36 am (UTC)If you try to take the entire basket... I know who you are. I know where you live.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:37 am (UTC)Would I get bonus points for a sock with a toe sized hole in it? To add to the artist atmosphere and all that.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:40 am (UTC)You can get bonus karma. Even better than bonus points.
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Date: 2015-10-07 02:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-10-07 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
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