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[mimic_yuu]

So...one of my coworkers got this gift from a fan in the mail the other day...








(ooc: By coworker.. Yuuji means himself. The glory of being a BL voice actor and having to play the occasional odd character)
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Comments

[xyzai]

Maybe someone’s trying to tell your coworker something about himself.

[mimic_yuu]

That he likes bum holes?

[xyzai]

That he is one

[sanada_g]

Your coworker has strange fans.

[mimic_yuu]

He does doesn't he? He's still really confused by the whole thing.

[muga]

I wonder how they made the mould for that.

[mimic_yuu]

Do we really want to know?

[toutsweet]

Man, it's not even nice tasting chocolate, it's cheap PGPR shit.
Bad enough they look like buttholes, they also taste like them.

[mimic_yuu]

How many buttholes have you eaten Marui?

[toutsweet]

None, but i don't need to, the chocolate tastes bad enough as is!!

[mimic_yuu]

I tasted one and :I I think i've had worse things.

[toutsweet]

You need better taste in chocolate, Yuuji.

[mimic_yuu]

Oi, sorry if my tongue isn't as refined. :I

[toutsweet]

It's okay Yuuji, I forgive you.

[naniwaspeed]

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What the fuck is that? (￣▽￣) Why. Why does that exist?

[mimic_yuu]

Chocolate buttholes, kenken and because :I everything exists.

[naniwaspeed]

But just think of the poor soul who actually had to go through with making that.

[mimic_yuu]

Maybe it was a machine? No feelings. :I

[naniwaspeed]

Well, fine, you have a point, but think about the poor soul who had to design that?

[saypassion]

Not the highest quality chocolate, but certainly a presentation. Does the company create other questionable chocolates?

[mimic_yuu]

I haven't really looked into it but I wouldn't be surprised, probably chocolate dicks?

[saypassion]

I would imagine chocolate penises or perhaps breasts. I imagine scrotums would be top on the list, as well. They seem like an easy target.

[mimic_yuu]

Which would you prefer choco buttholes or choco scrotums?

[saypassion]

What makes you assume I wouldn't prefer the breasts? :)

But the scrotums would be truly unfortunate.

[mimic_yuu]

Tits are lax, this is an important question.

[saypassion]

Dare I say I'm rather curious to know your reasoning behind saying tits are lax?

Hmm. I suppose the chocolate asses; they simply look textured. I feel as though scrotums would be too obvious.