WHY.

[mimic_yuu]

 
Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?




 Who the the hell is helping her with this!?  I don't even want to bother answering her question. I Doubt my Dad or Bro would play along with this. WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING SINGLE!? STOP WITH THESE LAME APPS. UGH. 

Comments

[izen]

An electric dreidel with seek and destroy potential.

[kanzenkakuritsu]

Apparently google says something very different. Which is it?

[izen]

[kanzenkakuritsu]

Well yes. Though I would fail to see how that would be comfortable if one is already being penetrated relentlessly. I do not see how both an electric dreidel and a forcefully thrusting penis would both fit inside the receiver. This is indeed a conundrum.

[izen]

Open mouth, insert whatever you want.

[kanzenkakuritsu]

I see. That sounds.. uncomfortable. I hope he doesn't have to deal with that.

[izen]

Probably not. I picked a good one.

But I don't really want to think about what two artsy people might come up with in bed. Blergh.

[kanzenkakuritsu]

Well that is a relief to hear.

I do some of my best thinking in bed. Though I usually write the ideas on the wall when that happens. Do you think they would create something together? I don't se how that would be a bad thing unless of course it was flammable. Setting their bed on fire would be a terrible idea. I've done that before. It wasn't pleasant.

[izen]

Really? How surprising.

Yuuji-senpai would probably cover his entire body in bow ties or something.

[kanzenkakuritsu]

Is there a point to covering one's entire body in bow ties?

[izen]

No, it's just hipster nonsense.

[kanzenkakuritsu]

I see. Noted.